Mozilla murders Red Panda

Stefan Mileschin · 10th August 2017, 06:33

Replaces it with a kid’s superhero

The Big Cheeses at the Mozzarella Foundation have decided that the reason that the browser is being ignored is not because it is slower than an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping, and hangs on to memory like an NRA member hangs onto his guns, but because it is represented by a cute Red Panda.

The marketing geniuses in the open source browser outfit reached the conclusion that they could turn the entire outfit around by replacing the logo of the browser with an ugly kid’s cartoon which is a cross between Iron man and a Transformer.

Hundreds of Mozilla employees met a different version of the Firefox mascot this June as they packed into a Hilton conference room in San Francisco for an all-hands meeting.

http://fudzilla.com/news/44239-mozil...ders-red-panda

10th August 2017, 06:33	#1
Stefan Mileschin [M] Reviewer Join Date: May 2010 Location: Romania Posts: 153,575	Mozilla murders Red Panda Replaces it with a kid’s superhero The Big Cheeses at the Mozzarella Foundation have decided that the reason that the browser is being ignored is not because it is slower than an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping, and hangs on to memory like an NRA member hangs onto his guns, but because it is represented by a cute Red Panda. The marketing geniuses in the open source browser outfit reached the conclusion that they could turn the entire outfit around by replacing the logo of the browser with an ugly kid’s cartoon which is a cross between Iron man and a Transformer. Hundreds of Mozilla employees met a different version of the Firefox mascot this June as they packed into a Hilton conference room in San Francisco for an all-hands meeting. http://fudzilla.com/news/44239-mozil...ders-red-panda

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