Microsoft detoxing Apple fanboys

Stefan Mileschin · 24th September 2019, 06:17

Converting them to the proper technology

The Tame Apple Press is furious after discovering that that software king of the world Microsoft has taken the missionary position on converting Apple fanboys to proper technology.

Columnist Chris Matyszczyk warned that the mix of cash and technology was proving a winning combination to which Apple does not have an answer, but gives fanboys an example about how to repel those evil Vole salesmen with their appeals to logic.

"A Microsoft store salesman enlightened me. It was spiritual, as much as factual", he wrote.

Apple fanboys are not aware of how much the non-Apple world has moved on, and you can get much better tech for much less cash.

https://fudzilla.com/news/49445-micr...-apple-fanboys

24th September 2019, 06:17	#1
Stefan Mileschin [M] Reviewer Join Date: May 2010 Location: Romania Posts: 153,541	Microsoft detoxing Apple fanboys Converting them to the proper technology The Tame Apple Press is furious after discovering that that software king of the world Microsoft has taken the missionary position on converting Apple fanboys to proper technology. Columnist Chris Matyszczyk warned that the mix of cash and technology was proving a winning combination to which Apple does not have an answer, but gives fanboys an example about how to repel those evil Vole salesmen with their appeals to logic. "A Microsoft store salesman enlightened me. It was spiritual, as much as factual", he wrote. Apple fanboys are not aware of how much the non-Apple world has moved on, and you can get much better tech for much less cash. https://fudzilla.com/news/49445-micr...-apple-fanboys

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