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12th January 2005, 11:04 | #1 |
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| The Mac mini Performance test * An average male (six inches/circumcised) will ejaculate approximately three minutes after penetration (much to the disappointment of the average female). The commonly held belief (among average males) of 15 minutes or more is a result of benchmark cheating (self-delusion). * Timothy McVeigh (Male/33 years old/psychopath) was executed by lethal injection, the combination of sodium thiopental, pancuronium bromide, and potassium chloride killing him in four minutes, though it must be noted this benchmark does not include a reading of Invictus. http://arstechnica.com/articles/paed...mac-mini.ars/1
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12th January 2005, 11:45 | #2 |
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| those people do not understand the use of Xylocaine gel before penetration. You will last until your muscles give up.
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12th January 2005, 11:57 | #3 |
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| and where can one get Xylocaine gel
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12th January 2005, 12:25 | #5 |
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| * Use this preparation with caution in the mouth and throat, as it may interfere with swallowing. This increases the danger of breathing in foreign particles such as food. * Care should be taken to avoid using of excessive amounts of this preparation in the back passage (rectum). Side effects: # Drowsiness # Allergic reaction to active ingredient # Low blood pressure (hypotension) # Seizures (convulsions) # Dizziness # Slow heart rate (bradycardia) # Decreased electrical impulses within the heart (myocardial depression) # Nervousness
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12th January 2005, 14:57 | #6 |
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| I do not use it rectally. Just for dze record.
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12th January 2005, 15:06 | #7 |
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| you can keep going longer rectally then without it?
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