Apple squeezes more cash out of iPhone cash cow

Stefan Mileschin · 6th July 2022, 12:29

Pull the udder one new chips only going to be for top of the range machines

Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out that the best way to squeeze more cash from its dying iPhone cash cow is to drive users to pricy flagship models.

For a while now the Tame Apple Press has been hyping Jobs’ Mob’s Bionic chips claiming that they will do everything up to and including curing cancer and settling the Middle East crisis. Since people tend to believe what the Tame Apple Press says, this has driven a desire among Apple fanboys to own one of these chips in their phones.

Now it seems the cunning plan is not to put the bionic chips into the regular iPhone 14 models but only in the exclusive to high-end iPhone models such as the upcoming iPhone 14 Pro.

This means that Apple’s overpriced SE and 'non-Pro' models will provide a service that is divisions lower than the 'Pro' models.

https://fudzilla.com/news/mobile/551...phone-cash-cow

6th July 2022, 12:29	#1
Stefan Mileschin [M] Reviewer Join Date: May 2010 Location: Romania Posts: 153,541	Apple squeezes more cash out of iPhone cash cow Pull the udder one new chips only going to be for top of the range machines Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out that the best way to squeeze more cash from its dying iPhone cash cow is to drive users to pricy flagship models. For a while now the Tame Apple Press has been hyping Jobs’ Mob’s Bionic chips claiming that they will do everything up to and including curing cancer and settling the Middle East crisis. Since people tend to believe what the Tame Apple Press says, this has driven a desire among Apple fanboys to own one of these chips in their phones. Now it seems the cunning plan is not to put the bionic chips into the regular iPhone 14 models but only in the exclusive to high-end iPhone models such as the upcoming iPhone 14 Pro. This means that Apple’s overpriced SE and 'non-Pro' models will provide a service that is divisions lower than the 'Pro' models. https://fudzilla.com/news/mobile/551...phone-cash-cow

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