Stefan Mileschin

Claims that the delta variant is to blame

Fruity cargo cult Apple has once again delayed a move to drag its drones back into the spaceship to receive programming from middle managers and attend endless meetings.

Apple hit the headlines when it told its staff it wanted to end smart working and for them to return to the office to sit through dull and pointless meetings. But, unfortunately, Apple staff proved even more revolting than normal. There were threats that Jobs' Mob would start haemorrhaging staff if they were forced to commute miles to hear a middle manager's PowerPoint demonstration.

Apple managers were clearly surprised by the response because they honestly believed that their staff loved to hear them talk and treasured each meeting as if it came from God himself.

It appears that there has been a delay and a rethink, at least until January. Apple is blaming the rise of delta variant but is hoping that staff having spent Christmas at home with their families will have time for long meetings again.

On the retail side, Apple has repeatedly been forced to shutter its s

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