Stefan Mileschin

Maybe they will grow into a USB tree which can reach to the land of the giants

Dumb arsed conspiracy nuts are shelling out £339.60 to protect their families from the evil 5G using a magic USB stick with a paper sticker stuck on it in the bizare belief that it is quantum powered.

The 5GBioShield was seriously recommended by a member of Glastonbury Town Council's 5G Advisory Committee, which has called for an inquiry into 5G on the weight of scientific and engineering advise provided by Toby Hall and his chums.

Hall, said: "We use this device and find it helpful" and provided a link to its website, which describes it as a USB key that "provides protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser, which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical, radiation or EMF [electromagnetic field] emitting device".

"Through a process of quantum oscillation, the 5GBioShield USB key balances and re-harmonises the disturbing frequencies arising from the electric fog induced by devices, such as laptops, cordless phones, wi-fi, tablets, et cetera," it adds.

Since it was recommended by a member of Glastonbury Town Council's 5G Advisory Committee it must be legit. After all they cannot be stupid because they were selected because they all know about the technology and in the 21st century it has suddenly become vital to listen to the ideas of village idiots.

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