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25th October 2013, 08:30 | #1 |
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| AMD declares all out war on Nvidia Yesterday, October 23, 2013 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of Nvidia was suddenly and deliberately attacked by GPU and FUD forces of the Empire of AMD. Nvidia was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of AMD, was still in conversation with its management and its Emperor Raja Koduri looking toward the maintenance of peace in the high-end GPU market. Indeed, one hour after AMD GCN squadrons had commenced bombing in the Nvidian island of Kepler, the AMDese Ambassador to Nvidia and his colleague delivered to our CEO a formal reply to a recent Nvidian message. And, while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of price war or of armed attack. It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from AMD’s homeland makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the AMD management has deliberately sought to deceive Nvidia by false statements, benchmarks, prices and expressions of hope for continued peace. http://news.techeye.net/chips/amd-de...-war-on-nvidia |
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