Apple’s pricey FineWoven cases mocked

Apple should have just called it woven because it is not fine

Apple's new FineWoven iPhone cases and accessories, designed to save a cow's life and prevent global warming, are getting pasted by reviewers.

Even the Tame Apple Press is unsure how it can sell “FineWoven” to punters. One reviewer moaned that he could not make sense of it after seven days.

“I have no other choice but to say it out loud: FineWoven is very bad.”